Divine focuses on the men in Big Brother Celebrity with trendy men's jewelry by janeojewels.com

Now that the hot pot has cooled down a little bit and Shilpa is making less curries after all the bad taste (less ginger and more curry powder, etc), and let's face it, why should the curries be more English than authentic.
Divine thinks its time to divert attention from the Ladies (we all know who are the real ladies) to our men folk in the house as they seem to get much less attention. And of course we want to show you our beautiful men's jewelry collection. Today's posting is to highlight the innovative men's costume jewelry in real leather, in form of leather cuffs, wristbands, necklaces, bangles and belts.
Each of the male housemates have been given leather wristbands and keyrings in our specially packed gift boxes by janeojewels.com.
Below we show some of our selection for the nice boys and not so nice boy (the grudge bearing Jack).
So here's to our nice boys Ian, Jermaine and Dirk in our Big Brother Celebrity House.

Divine's selection for Jack

Hey boy! Divine has selected for you this amazing genuine leather belt to make you hold on your trousers. Not only didn't Big Brother laugh with your performance, but we nearly cried!! Please Jack, do us a favour and keep your pants on... as there is nothing underneath to be proud of.

Divine's selection for the Jackson Boy Jermaine

This elegant copper and golden set of ring and bangle will look great in our poshest housemate. Perfect for all the challenges our Jermaine Jackson is facing in the Big Brother house: lying on his bed, sitting in the sofa, eating, sitting in the sofa....

Genuine leather wristband for Dirk

Dear Dirk...Divine can give you quite a few ideas to enjoy wearing this strong leather wristband...strong enough to tie up yourself to your bed in one of your madness...

Its harsh look suits perfectly your amazing American personality Dirk... but be cautious girls...it is a in fact a really soft leather wristband that can impress anyone.

This leather wristband with Celtic design ...fierce, brave and rude culture...is all brass studded. Contact Divine for other uses...

Divine's selection for our favourite and sweet Ian.

Divine has chosen this choker with coconut shell pendant and carved sun god face for Ian... you are the light of the house.

Divine also wants to give you a leather keyring... you may be the one to lock Big Brother House forever... and put an end to the sick exploitation techniques by thew two Channel 4 bosses, Andy Duncan and Luke Johson.

Jade picks a jewelry necklace for Shilpa. Shetty responds with her selection.

We at Janeo don't like getting involved in politics. Making humour out of walking out is one thing but to get involved in the taboo subject of racism is another. Divine and the Janeo team are shocked.
Shilpa Shetty, Shilpa Shetty, Shilpa Shetty, Shetty, Shilpa, Shilpa Shetty.........It seems Big Brother is only about one person, guess who... Shilpa Shetty.

Is this what we really want? To make a princess into a super princess?
Don't get me wrong. The issue of racism and all its connotations is SERIOUS, but the two parties most benefiting out of this is of course... Shilpa Shetty and the Big Brother Production Team, who have had the high ratings ever since racism became fashionable for the Big Brother Production Team.

Please listen to what I'm saying...They are making big bucks out of all this. This could have been stopped in one day; simply sack the guilty parties in breach of fundamental moral standards.

This time imagine what Shilpa would select for Jade and what Jade would pick for Shilpa (note the use of the word "pick" and "select").

Jade picks a jewelry necklace for Shilpa Shetty.

Our glass bead costume jewelry necklace covered with printed Georgette. Wonderfully strong and heavy glass marbles make it ideal to inflict maximum bruises in time of attack behind locked doors and out of camera site.

The long ribbon ties, as an extra defence to go the full way and strangle.

She also selects a beautiful leather broach, magical on the outside yet behind lies a sharp metal pin to puncher.

Shilpa Shetty selects her costume jewelry weapons with subtlety but of course lies hidden their power to defend her country's reputation.

The soft velvet feel good factor is fatal when pulled and tied round the neck with a very tight knot. The lilac resin beads confronts Jade's glass ball marble beads.

Shilpa also selects a leather broach (Yes, made from a dead bull), dyed green, the colour of fertility (Jade and Jack under the quilt as all spilled out and we saw live).

The broach of course also has a very long pin to pierce Jade's tongue.

It is a responsibility of the production team to stop degeneration of morals and only shows that channel 4 have nothing but their ratings and their incomes at heart. The guilty housemates are only puppets for channel 4 to use. It is so sad that most of us don't seem to focus on what is actually going on, exploitation at any means.

But we at Janeo take a satirical view even at sad moments like this, and we don't underestimate the seriousness of this incident, so once again Divine selects our wonderful costume jewelry items to reflect Shilpa Shetty and Jade Goddy marvellous relationship.

Divine's selection for the gone Celebs

Past and presents...Gone celebrities over a coffee looking chic in janeo attire...

Well people...... Leo, our favourite mute has gone. We hope you'd found your f*** pants out of f*** Big Brother, mate!

You may not have clean pants, but don't panic Leo because thanks to Divine and janeojewels you will get a genuine leather belt. You can use it however you want, it is wide enough as a loincloth!

Last week we also lost our ice man Ken. Divine wants you wear the beautiful flower brooch Janeo gave you when you date Jackie for a cup of tea.

Carole and Leo need to meet over a glass of sangria and we suggest some lovely jewels for Carole.

These beautiful pom-poms can be used to wipe the tears or the dribble from the mouth during the laughter session discussing your experiences in the palace. Apart from that Carole, you will look lovely in this, you would do Janeo proud.

Divine already miss our Jackie!

Divine is so sad for our "chilli" girl's eviction. We lost the perfect housemate, the more natural and cheerful person....Divine wants you back farting Jackie!!

Divine hopes you like the beautiful chillies and beads necklace Janeo have selected for you. Please let us know your opinion!

Shilpa shouldn't have challenged our Farting Queen...

Divines Selection of Jewelry for our housemates, reflection of their personality

Cleo’s amazing versatility in acting is matched in her real elegance, Divines sussed you out babe, and this costume jewelry crystal necklace by Janeo is pure sophistication with glamour.

Reflection on her personality: fun with elegance, she can be mad but there’s an air about her NOT loosing it completely!
Positive in her tasks.... a motivator. Cerise crystals for a beautiful long neck!





Well our man Dirk is finally getting his hair down... well he’s removed his cap finally!

One for Simplicity says Divine , hence our choice.


Reflection on Dirks Persona: Not fussed too much, simple and straight forward( most of the time).. though we not seen what boxers he wears.. that tells us a lot about a character.. come on Dirk.. reveal not all but at least something!
Our silver bracelet and ring made in Tibet, part of Janeo’s silver costume jewelry collection, Divine and team thinks its a great piece to reflect our Yank A team boy!






Divine's allocated this great leather number from Janeo, because we think he would like it!

But there's more of course: its a reflection of what he's missed out, some leather experience! Whips and all that of course.... and there's a real hidden desire which Divine can see in our Ian.... I don't think he's being quite clean about all his likes.... but Divine can see through you...

Reflections on Ian: Cheerful, versatile..(in all senses), enthusiastic... a soft leather boy!
Logging's for things he didn't quite experience.. mind you, you only 29, lots of time yet!
Fun, bubbly and yes a determined hard worker... pursues his ambitions.... long lasting and hard to wear! ( we talking about the leather!!!! not your ****.. though.. well any way..)





Divine loves our Jackie... really, and what else but this unique chillies and beads necklace... to really show off to Shilps about...
Our Jackie brings spice and fire into the house...

Reflections on Jackie's persona:
down to earth... real natural personality... and what better than our versatile necklace with a mixture beads and things...
Large burgundy beads to reflect our Jackie's love for red wine.... chillies hanging to give fire , only when needed though.. and the organza to show how delicate and soft our Jackie really is ...




For Jack a Bead Choker:
for his pretty persona... and quite nature, a housemate baby still developing his character.... Divine's selected our beads necklace with real leather ties , and natural coconut beads.........
Reflection's on Jack: quiet but defined in his personality, a charming choker to wear around a unmarked neck....( not for long hey!)
Divine thinks it will suit you... and watch the difference after....






A jade costume jewelry necklace and earrings for our lovely Jade.... now grown up a bit more, Divine thinks yo’re glowing with beauty now.. and what else but one of Janeo's finest unique jewelry. Reflections on Jades personality: loving personality, a bright glow of hope, maturing ..... a smile to jade up for!



Our Donny boy may have gone.. but here’s Divines reflection! A pouch to hide away all those weaknesses.... loud on the out side, well side... well store it all away. Its not far what we first predicted: to store his calming tabs and spray when he gets out of hand.... wish you had given your self a chance Donny...


Gorgeous Earrings for our queen in the big brother palace..... dramatic and beautiful and totally in tune with her ethnic roots....
Wear them Ships and hound Jackie’s Chilli necklace.... see who wins.... necklace V earrings....Sometimes Shilps you have to accept defeat! You in England now, its equality here and fare game most of the time!






well Leo.... we couldn't’t let you show your Penis to big brother in times of crisis... so Divines selected this strong belt for you... keep your pants on:
do some self whipping to excite those back nerves when things get to you... A belt to reflect our Leos lovely personality, a nice guy.... a clean but stylish belt for our cute faced legend.




Oh Ken... juts could not bear it after Donny went .... our red leather rose will suit you in Any attire... Divine had hopes for something developing between you and our F*** boy .....
You may have gone, but this rose is special for a very special man .. its leather, red, and a real reflection on what could have been.... It will look great on any your waist coat collection, which we know you love..... a distinguished feature on your attire to show your distinguished achievements... in movie making.






Our S club girl would look great wearing our Leather corsage with tails. a Colour to contrast that clean sharp face. Reflection on JO personality: Fun, loving, clean, cute and sharp!





Carole our journalist would look nice in this unusual necklace with variety..... her positive, attitude free approach to any missions in the house and beyond would suite well with this necklace character... soft sky and turquoise colours on a gold chain... a hand made necklace on Janeo's costume jewelry collection...... long , doubled, layered...




Our Jackson boy and a Tibetan silver bangle, to show well on this wrist. A touch of African design in the pattern..... to reflect our boys roots... and totally manly piece... no two ways about this one.... we would hate to associate our boy with anything but masculinity!!! ( But as Divine can see... these always these little hidden secrets we all have.. Jermaine’s no different... but lets not ponder on that...!)




Its a lovely butterfly set in crystals to wear on a beautiful model. Danielle's lingerie collection, (oh yes she’s not a petty face this one.... she has he own label selling knickers and boob covers!) would be well modelled with this.... Daniel wearing the both of course.. our jewelry and her lingerie.... Sophisticated look for a sexy looking girl! clean, stylish and not over top!

Divines reflection on Donny's Jewelry

Divines Selection for Our F*** Boy Donny, ..... well i just had no Difficuly choosing this one....

Its a Beautiful, and funky Leather pouch,
to be worn around a long chain necklace, permanently tied to house the CALMING spray and the Pills to stop the spitting habit in the house!
Fellow hosemates note: when our boys gets too much to handle, just open the pouch and give him a short squirt.. but make sure it goes up the nose!( no where else mind!)

It Reflects:

Rawness and the animal habits of Our Donny's body aura.

The macho leather smell as Donny aspires to be manly

The stiched up pouch , as our Boy will try and stich-up our other housemates ( be careful Cleo)

The lovely contast of his white blonde hair and the pouch round his neck,.... Its called Fashion Donny! Divine does think you look Beautifoooool Donny .. x x Mucch

Divines selects turquoise crystals for Shilpa

Divines selection for gorgeous Shilpa is our amazing earrings, all turquoise, with real crystals and speckled stones.

They Reflect:

Shilpa's Culture & Country

The glow in her Persona

The need to be noticed.

The exotic sexy charm mirrored to the swinging ( !!!) of the danglers when worn.... ( we are not saying she swings OK!)

Matched with a turquoise jewelled 'Tilak' on her forhead, she will look stunning anglo indian ambassador.

Divine has news as if you didn't know already.
our 10 celebs are in the house, the Osbond Boy, . well i guess he's the really the Jackson BOY! Shilpa from india, minus her 100 servants, don't think she will handle this reality... and the F**** boy; who no viewers want at all.. even before he entered he was told by the welcome crowd that he ain't going to get a welcome.

I guess the nicest surprise was boy Leo, well old man Leo now... he s expected to hold the crowd together without tearing themselves apart.. poor Shilpa.. i don think she knows what shes let her self in for! oh well we can adorn her with our lovely jewellery.. that should make her feel shes still in India!
Ken the director, who made brilliant films i have to say... but what hes going to bring here ( i reckon he fancies the pritty F*** boy, go for it Ken!).. well lets see....;

oh yes the notorious journalist... Carole Malone shes had it easy up to now... but i think theres going to be a few punches between her and the rude boy! Then again... she's far too intelligent to let get that far.. though i know she could thrwo a real good PUNCH! Well go for it if the need arises... you will get biggest cheer from what i gather.
Calole look after Shilpa.... Shes needs to feel that she's a Goodess... and shes really missing her 100 servants! Oh Shilpa... Divine feels foryou
Cleo Roco's, Kenny's old buddy, great actress for sitcoms.. lets see if she can perform a sketch here!
Danielle Lloyd, ... 'who!' u say, well yes we all said 'who' too.... she was meant to be famous, but got stripped of her miss uk tiltle... for revealing all and cheating!

Ian 'H' Watkins and A team Benedict.. what a great contrast....camp and butch, brit and yank....
and finally Jo O'Meara, Divine leaves her till last as she is great to start off with to relate our jewellery too! I like her... well i like all of them really, but you kinda have some favourites

tomorrow Divine's selecting janeo jewellery which best represents our housemates persona and character.... look out ! watch this space

Celebrity Big Brother and janeojewels.com

Elo...
I'm Divine, Janeojewels.com resident editor.....
we are kinda sponsoring all the celebs for this entire series of Celebrity Big Brother with our jewelry.... and you guys behind the scenes, thank you so much for asking us.... we are honoured for being asked. I hope we can see some of them being worn on the show...

and you guys out there....just post any thing you want about the show and our collection ( www.janeojewels.com) , look at our web site, tell me what u think.... anything... lets get this blog off to a kicking start with your participation, yes you the viewers, lets create a great chat box about what you think we should get the celebs to wear as far as jewelry goes.. give Divine your suggestions about anything!

we are hoping Russell, Dermot and lovely Davina likes our boxes of jewels goodies too, with a bit a luck.. we may even spot them wearing it.............. i hope u like the stuff Davina, Divine spent a lot of time selecting it...

but hey... lets See what we can spot .... we at janeojewels.com want all of you viewers to suggest more things we should debate on this blog of ours... but lets keep it associated with jewelry and fashion, as that's what we're about......

And to Stephen , behind the scenes.... Divine loves you loads, MUUUU CH!

We are delighted that all celebs will be given a Janeojewels gift box, every one different for every celeb, packed with a great selection from our range... and you Celeb guys .. Divine hopes you going to drop a few words here to tell me what you think of my selection just for you..
(Divine's hoping for some of the Celebs to drop a few lines on this blog... lets see!)

more tomorrow from Divine.... lets see who's going thru those doors tonight..... bye for now my lovies.